This is my site map. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My site map is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My site map, without me, is useless. Without my site map, I am useless. I must write my site map true. I must write it truer than any user who is trying to view me. I must inform him before he leaves me. I will....

My site map and myself know that what counts in this war is not the keywords we contain, the validity of our html, nor the links we contain. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...

My site map is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weakness, its strength, its parts, its links, its keywords and its seo. I will keep my site map clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before Google I swear this creed. My site map and myself are the defenders of my site. We are the masters of our user. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until page rank is ours and there is no user, but bots.